10 tips to hold the govt ransom

10 tips to hold the Govt Ranson

1) Choose a leader who the public associates with Gandhi (doesnt matter if knows anything or not, but has to be clean and has to be respected)

2) Choose a platform which the public has some grievance towards (but doesn't know how to solve it)

3) Choose an un-implementable bill (if its implementable the govt might agree so beats the point of holding them ransom)

4) Talk a lot of hoopla - examples galore - go to IIT talk about how the CBI cannot do anything because of their reporting structure. Now keep in mind that all you have to say is that "we will do it better (reference: yeah lokpal will resolve this in 6 months or 1 year)" never talk about actual implementation methodologies cause that might show holes in your thought process.

5) Get the media involved - now this is a tricky one, you need the media to exaggerate the numbers, you will need them to make your "Gandhi" a messiah.

6) After all this is done you have done your ground work, now you need to maintain a stance of "my way or the highway (ref: bush - you are with us or against us)" this has to be carefully done cause you cant sound like a megalomaniac, so what you say is "I am open to changes as long as its better" now keep in mind that you have the ability to decide what is better. so you cover all your bases

7) put it up on your website, and use social media. Anything public almost makes it legit these days. Show that there have been 3000 suggestions and 14 amendments. (as long as you say it with conviction 14 amendments can sound really big, not to mention 3000).

8) Start a campaign which doesnt talk about the core stance - (ref: anna is india - india is anna). This is a master stroke, you have suddenly made this mainstream regardless of the number of people who are supporting you. Also this takes away from the core stance of the bill and now its the person you are following not the bill. This ensures that more uneducated (ie people who havent read the bill) will follow you.

9) Now comes innovation at its best - you need to ensure there are sleeper cells in every city that you can call upon. They will run around in the rain, stop traffic/trains etc. Ensure that people who are no part of this campaign get bugged enough. Motive is to stop status quo, delay daily work. So goes back to my way or the highway

10) the master stroke of all - hunger strike, Fast till death. This can only be done if you choose the right leader, a simple man. he cannot be grandiose. No one should be able to question his motive.

Now I look forward to more of this in the future....... Wonderful world that we live in.....

Thanks anna for "standing up" for me, when I never asked you for it!!!! thanks to the media exaggerated millions who have no idea what the bill stands for or how it would be implemented. only thing I have heard for implementing the bill has been "yeah we will try the guy in 1 year" WTF????